I met a man on the radio with a turpentine tattoo    He could tie his shoes from fifty feet, he reminded me of you    Why'd you go    Why'd you shoot my brother    He was only teasing    You know he loved your elbows    All seventeen of them       I met another psychopath, he was very nice indeed    He could do a load of laundry with unprecedented speed    Why'd you leave    Why'd you take my hedgehog    He had a spiky haircut    He was no echidna    His attitude just quit       But I'm still around    One foot on the pavement and six feet underground    Oh yeah       I wonder what became of you, we thought you'd be a star    I guess if you're in heaven that's exactly what you are    It was fun    It was asymptotic    Approaching next to nothing    Girl we almost got there    Have fun in Baltimore       But I'm still around    One foot on the pavement and six feet underground    I'm still around    Trying to fast forward the things that we rewound    Oh yeah       Goodbye Jane    Goodbye Julianne       The tape gets worn every time it's replayed    People change and memories fade    She was my world a long time ago    Now she's someone that I used to know       Send a Christmas card every year    How's the baby, wish you were here    She was my world a long time ago    Now she's someone that I used to know