what's so great about California?   won't someone please tell me?   no one ever sings about Ohio   it's kinda cool to a degree   we have huge fields full of corn   the rock and roll hall of fame   the Cincinnati Bengals   the worst team in the whole league   but still      no one sings about Ohio   we feel kinda left out   what does California have   that everyone sings about?      Sacramento big fucking deal   Berkeley ain't so bad   Los Angeles is kinda scary   but I hear San Dimas is rad   but what about Ohio?   ten times better than Hollywood   flowing grains and tons of cattle   I'd live in Cali if I could   but still