I don't need no girlfriend   don't need no ball and chain   not an anniversary   or Valentine's Day   I like spending money   just not all on you   yeah I know you like me lots   but I don't love you      cuz I don't wanna fall in love   with you      don't wanna go out tonight   don't need it to work out just right   and I don't wanna go to prom   and I don't wanna meet your mom   I don't need a girl in my life   don't need any kids or a wife   just wanna hang out with my pals   just don't wanna deal with girls      so just cuz you like me   doesn't mean you gotta be so vein   to tell you the absolute truth   you are a really big pain