All the scientists are running around   Looking for the monkey but he can't be found   Cause he's down by the pond   Playin' hockey with the kids      And all the mothers are running around   Looking for their children but they cant be found   'Cause they're down by the pond   Playin' hockey with the monkey      And it's One! Two! Three!   The kids love the monkey   And it's Four! Five! Six!   The monkey's got a hockey stick   Seven! Eight! Nine!   Havin' a good time, yeah      National Guard is running around   Looking for the monkey but he can't be found   'Cause he's down by the pond   Playin' hockey with the kids      And all the teachers are running around   Looking for the children but they cant be found   'Cause they're down by the pond   Playin' hockey with the monkey      And it's One! Two! Three!   The kids love the monkey   And it's Four! Five! Six!   The monkey's got a hockey stick   Seven! Eight! Nine!   Havin' a good time, yeah      It's One! Two! Three!   The kids love the monkey   And it's Four! Five! Six!   The monkey's got a hockey stick   Seven! Eight! Nine!   Havin' a good time, yeah