Me work hard five days a week    Sweeping garbage from the street    Come home not want book to read    Not 'nuff pictures for me see    Sit right down in favourite chair    Wearing only underwear    Favourite night is Saturday night    'Cause me can watch hockey fights    Me like hockey! Me like hockey!       Me no like pro basketball    'Cause me short and they all tall    Baseball slow like Forrest Gump    'Cept when Robbie spits on ump    Wrestlemania not so great    Me like to see Hulk Hogan skate    TV soccer not that hot    You play bad then you get shot    Me like hockey! Me like hockey!       Swedish players must be geeks    'Cause they still got own real teeth    Not like Finnish players names    What's a Teemu anyway?    Russians worst in history    Got stupid names like Valerie    Me like Sergei Federov    Me like him more if head were off    Ha ha ha!    Me like hockey! Me like hockey!    Me like hockey! We like hockey!       Please mister linesman let the players fight    Please mister linesman let the players fight    Please mister linesman let the players fight    Please mister linesman let the players fight    Let them fight, let them fight, let them fight    Let them fight, let them fight, let them fight    Let them fight, let them fight!       Friends come over put game on    Argue then we lay bets down    Got bag of chips and case of Bud    Should last 'til end of first period    But yankees they win the world cup    Me think they cheat use glowy puck    Maybe if we want to win her    Maybe we should play in winter    Me like hockey! Me like hockey!    Me like hockey! Me like hockey!       Yeah!