Registration starts at 8   Don’t be late or else   That’s 8 as in the evening time   Class begins at 9 or 12   We’ll study each and every flower   Per credit hour   Then all devour a box of Krispy Kreme      And if you grow your knowledge tree   Hydroponically   Then come with me, it is, to Cannabis College      Instead of writing boring papers you roll your tests and quizzes   You’ll be curing common glaucoma   Convinced you’re acing physics   You’ll be setting quite a fine example   Coring apples and carving cans   You passed your first exam      You can take your notes and tokes   Of signals made of smoke   No joke it is, off you go to Cannabis College      And in the basement laboratory they’re teaching short term memory   Can anybody tell me where they’re teaching short term memory?      Tell me have you met Professor Chong   He’s been here who knows how long   His lectures often study classics   From Northern Cal to Oregon      Throughout the days it’s Dr. Dre   And Dark Side of the Moon   And Purple Haze   And some randoms buy Pat Boone      With THC Ph. D’s   A BA in euphoria   Avoid the military   Minoring in paranoia   Job offers aplenty with GPAs at 4 point 20   Get the blunted edge   A certificate that says   I made it through college