Thank you, Osama   You are the savior   Of our economy today   Now that the dot coms   Choked on their stock frauds   Goldmine's Homeland Security      Why not hire half the country   To spy on the other half?   No more unemployment   Or privacy enjoyment   Think of the dividends      Who can we trust?   We trust McGruff The Crime Dog   Our O.G. TV Narc      Since you've accepted being drug tested   At work, At school, At play, At home   You'll each rejoice at   Your new companion   Who follows you everywhere you go      Always dressed in a trenchcoat   And a McGruff doggie mask   Never know who they are   Kuz you know better than to ask      Who can we trust?   We trust McGruff The Crime Dog   Total Awareness      He sees you when you're sleeping   He knows when you're awake   He knows when you've been bad or good   So be good for the sake of   McGruff the Crime Dog   Watching your every move   Your guardian angel in a doggie mask      In bed while you're asleep   No home invasions   Beside you when you get it on   No date rape      Stick a thumbtack up your butt   When you're slacking on the job   Together   We will protect our way of life      Report all suspicious activity   Turn in your friends   Keep your home terrorist free      Take a Bite Out of Crime   Take a Bite Out of Crime!