I'm a paranoid schizophrenic   with surround sound speakers      they're everywhere!   they're everywhere!   they're everywhere!      I hooked my cell phone   to a megaphone   to my headphone   and I'm still alone      they're everywhere!   they're everywhere!   they're everywhere!      and I'd like to talk to you right now   but it's me on the other line   I'll call you back   when the weather man   on the news gives me the sign   and I know you think   they're all out to get you   but they're really out to get me   can't you see      they're everywhere!   they're everywhere!   they're everywhere!      they're everywhere!   they're everywhere!   they're everywhere!      they're everywhere!   they're everywhere!   they're everywhere!      they're everywhere!   they're everywhere!      I'm a millitant environmentalist   in a Ford Exploder      they're everywhere!   they're everywhere!   they're everywhere!      I'm a xenophobic tapiocaphobe   and a claustrophobic agoraphobe      they're everywhere!   they're everywhere!   they're everywhere!      And I'd like to talk to you right now   but it's me on my other mind   I'll call you back when the spaceship lands   in 1949   and I know you think they're all out to get you   but they're really out to get me   can't you see      they're everywhere!   they're everywhere!   they're everywhere!      they're everywhere!   they're everywhere!   they're everywhere!      they're everywhere!   they're everywhere!   they're everywhere!      they're everywhere!   they're everywhere!      I'm a bipedal omnivoric semi-simian   who is always mating      they're everywhere!   they're everywhere!   they're everywhere!      and I'm chewing up the whole planet   and I'm procreating      they're everywhere!   they're everywhere!   they're everywhere!      And I'd like to talk to you right now   but it's time to procreate   I'll call you back when my head's cut off   but of course that will be too late   and I know you think they're all out to get you   but they're really out to get me      wheeeeeeeeee!      they're everywhere!   they're everywhere!   they're everywhere!      they're everywhere!   they're everywhere!   they're everywhere!      they're everywhere!   they're everywhere!   they're everywhere!      they're everywhere!   they're everywhere!