I've been bashed and battered   And bruised and beaten   I've been abused, misused, and I've been mistreated   I've been up and down, and still I feel   You're an asshole      And I've looked at it from your side   And I've looked at it from mine   And I know you had a hard time when you were only nine   But that was long ago, and now there's just no denyin'   That you're an asshole      You're an asshole   You're an asshole   Yeah, yeah   Yeah, yeah   You're an asshole      Na na na na na   Na na na na na   Na na na na na na   Na na na na na   Na na na   Na na na na na   You're an asshole      Yeah, you're an asshole   You're an asshole   Yeah, yeah   Yeah, yeah   You're an asshole      And now I know there are those people   Who claim they never are to blame   And that's not my modus operandi; I don't play that game   Then there are the people   Who claim the sun shines out their behinds   And it's oh-so-hard to get 'em to change their minds   And I've given up tryin'      It's a valuable muscle   Near the base of the spine   And I know I'd be sorry if I ever lost mine   But it stinks   When you're always full of shit all the time   'Cause you're an asshole      (You know what?)   You're an asshole   You're an asshole   Yeah, yeah   Yeah, yeah   Yeah, yeah   Yeah, yeah   Yeah, yeah   Yeah, yeah   You're an asshole