Sittin' in a Key West bar, here I am:    There they are, hangin' from the rafters,    Like monkeys.    Watch 'em gather 'round, it's a primal sound:    'Can I buy you another round or get your number?'    Check, please.    They try to touch my heart but they move way too fast    Just another night of foreplay in a shot glass.       Where do I find the marryin' kind?    The kind of guy who'll settle down,    Who ain't afraid to be tied down.    And he loves his mother.    Where do I find the marryin' kind?    Whoa oh, whoa oh.    Whoa oh, whoa oh.       The lawyer with the crooked tie;    College boys with hungry eyes lookin' for the next notch    On their bedpost.    The doctor from Baltimore; kinda cute:    Twice divorced, tryin' to score,    But me, I want somethin' more.    Well, I don't want to be the last to leave the party.    Well, I wanna know is it me? Oh where is he?       Where do I find the marryin' kind?    The kind of guy who'll settle down,    Who ain't afraid to be tied down.    And he loves his mother.    Where do I find the marryin' kind?    Oh    Whoa, whoa oh.       Classifieds, date lines: safer sex online.    My biological clock's playin' with my life.    Average Joes, reality shows.    I don't know.    Just when I think I've found the man of my dreams,    I realize, he's only in my dreams.       Where do I find the marryin' kind?    Oh, the kind of guy who'll settle down,    Who ain't afraid to be tied down.    And he loves his mother.    Where do I find:    Where do I find the marryin' kind?    Oh, whoa.    Oh, whoa.       Sittin' in a Key West bar, here I am:    There they are, hangin' from the rafters,    Like monkeys.