My hands are really shaking   I cannot hardly walk   We're gonna ask the landlord   Why he's been such a cock   If he starts into lying   We'll know it right away   We're only gonna ask him   Just to hear what he will say   Then we will get the thumbscrews   And put him in his place   Leave a great big hole   Where he used to keep his face      Then one more time we'll ask him   Why he's been the way he's been   And then we'll get the thumbscrews   And start all over again   If you've got fun ideas   Of lots of different ways   That we could jack this jackass   And torture him for days   We all sit there just relaxing   While he's bleeding from his ears   That fucker's had it coming   Just shy of seven years      My hands are really shaking   I cannot hardly walk   We're gonna ask the landlord   Why he's been such a cock