Somebody ordered too many drinks last night   Somebody reckoned dancing on the bar’s all right   Somebody woke up next to someone else, thinking   Some people thought about killing off themselves      Oh, Lord! Forgive me them Saturday nights   They’ll make you do things you’ll regret for the rest of your life   And Lord! Forbid them glimmering Saturday lights   And tell me I am not me on Saturday nights      Who was that girl who shouted “This one’s on me!”   Who was that girl who dropped her drink on a celebrity   Who was that girl who fell asleep under a tree, singing   Who was that girl, I know for sure it wasn’t me      Somebody promised she would stay in the next week   Somebody dropped out of the house just to take a peak and   Somebody reckoned well just one drink that’ll do   Somebody’s evil twin said: well, let’s make it two