Late on day I saw him there he was walking his dog talking to the air so I walked up to him and I said "Hey Barney thats a really nice cat" he looked at me and then he said "What do you mean it's a friggen dog" I laughed at him as he chased away singing:         CHORUS:   Barney,   Whats the weather today?   Barney,   Your so friggen gay,   Barney,   You really scare me so please just stay away.         When I got home I started thinking maybe he thought I was drinking from the bottle of gin I threw at him that friggen bastard picked it up swearing one day I'll beat you up.         CHORUS