Went uptown to see my cousin   Plays guitar, sounds like a chainsaw buzzin   In the crowd, I see his mom and dad   I said hey, hey uncle, man your son is bad      But sometimes, sometimes bad is bad   Cool is a rule, but, sometimes, bad is bad.      Across the street, a neon sign   All you can eat for a dollar ninety nine   Aww, that old stew is the baddest in the land   But one dollars worth was all that I could stand      But sometimes, sometimes bad is bad   Cool is a rule, but, sometimes, bad is bad.      Back uptown to see marie   Nobody home, I opened the door with my key   I love you, huey was the note I read   But theres a strange pair of shoes underneath the bed      But sometimes, sometimes bad is bad   Cool is a rule, but, sometimes, bad is bad