The ants came marching four by four hurrah, hurrah x2    The little one thought he could beat the law    So the law went and splattered his brains on the floor    And they all came marching in to get out of the rain       The ants came marching three by three hurrah, hurrah x2    The little one joined the local gang    And now he hangs in the holy land    And they all came marching in to get out of the rain       In to get out of the rain       The ants came marching two by two hurrah, hurrah    Two by two away from the cops hurrah, hurrah    The little one stopped to catch his breath    And the poor little shit got shot in the head    And they all came marching in to get out of the rain       The ant came marching one by one hurrah, hurrah x2    He bought some dodgy crack one day    The doctors said he was DOA    And they all came marching in to get out of the rain       Whoap!       (repeat last verse)