Coulda been the Whisky   Mighta been the Gin   Coulda have been the 3 or 4 six packs   I don't know but look at the mess I'm in   My heads like a football   I think I'm gunna die!   Tellin me oh me oh my   Wasn't that a party!      Someone took the grapefruit   And wore it like a hat   I saw someone under my kitchen table   Talkin to my old tom cat   They were talkin 'bout hockey   The cat was talkin back!   I longed about the bed    And everything went black   Oh wasn't that a party!      I'm sure it's just my memory   Playin tricks on me   But I thought I saw my buddy   Cutting down my neighbors tree      Coulda been the Whisky   Mighta been the Gin   Coulda have been the 3 or 4 six packs   I don't know but look at the mess I'm in   My heads like a football   I think I'm gunna die!   Tellin me oh me oh my   Wasn't that a party!      Billy Joe and Tommy   Well they went a little far   They were sitting in the backyard   Pulling on the sirens from   Sombodys police car      So you see your honor   It was all in fun   A little bit of drag meet down on   Main street boys just to   See if the cops could run   Well they brought us in to see you   In a alcoholic haze   I should have just used those 30 days   To recover from the party      Coulda been the Whisky   Mighta been the Gin   Coulda have been the 3 or 4 six packs   I don't know but look at the mess I'm in   My heads like a football   I think I'm gunna die!   Tellin me oh me oh my   Wasn't that a party!      Coulda been the Whisky   Mighta been the Gin   Coulda have been the 3 or 4 six packs   I don't know but look at the mess I'm in   My heads like a football   I think I'm gunna die!   Tellin me oh me oh my   Wasn't that a party!      Wasn't that a party!   Wasn't that a party!   Wasn't that a party!   Wasn't that a party!   What a party!