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After using this pick up line, she walks away from you in disgust.



You know you blew it with her by using some canned conversation starter.

The problem with using funny pick up lines is they don't really work. Instead there are much more natural ways to initiate a conversation with an attractive woman.

Instead of trying to use funny pick up lines with women, you should think of unique ways to start talking to a woman. If you can't think of anything to say, here are four different ways you can initiate a conversation without sounding too cheesy or tacky:

1) Situational conversation starter-

A great way to approach a woman is when you're in a particular unique environment or have witnessed an unusual event. For instance, if you saw a couple get in a fight and she throws a drink on him, you can approach a woman who saw this event and make a joke about their "close relationship".

2) Complimentary pick up line-

While using canned pick up lines will get your nowhere, you can still effectively use a compliment to start a conversation with a woman.

But there is one thing to remember when complimenting a woman. You should always compliment her on something besides her looks. Perhaps it's the way she's dancing or how she dresses. Any compliment which is well thought out and sounds natural can be a great way to start talking to a woman.

3) Just act normally-

Going up to a woman and introducing yourself is a great way to initiate a conversation. If you can approach her with confidence and avoid a lot of the gimmicks used by other guys, you'll stand from the crowd. By being forward and honest, you'll impress her with straightforward manner.

4) Cocky/Funny method-

Being cocky/funny is an incredible way to meet and attract women. Pioneered by seduction guru David DeAngelo, this method involves approaching a woman in a slightly arrogant manner while attempting to make her laugh. The purpose behind this method is to build yourself up as a prize that she has to earn and you're using every opportunity to tease her. It's a useful technique because you're not being obvious about picking her up. Instead you're just having a conversation where the goal is to make her laugh.

While funny pick up lines may make her laugh, they're not a great way to initiate a conversation with a woman. Instead of using them you should look for better ways to approach her.

So next time you try to meet a woman, use one of these four methods that I described in this article. You'll discover they're much more effecting then using funny pick up lines.
Funny Pick Up Lines
So why do funny pick up lines get such a terrible press? Women are forever complaining about the cheesy jokes men tell to get their attention, and it's hard to find an advice article which doesn't recommend ditching the one liners and simply saying hello.

What's a guy to do?

I'm not going to suggest scrapping your pick up lines. Faced with a gorgeous girl, many men find that having something witty and pre-prepared to say is what gives them the courage to go on over and talk to her.

I am going to suggest re-thinking how your lines are delivered, though.

Pick up lines suffer from many problems, not least of which is how dated they can be. The first time a man stated that heaven must be missing an angel velvet bell bottoms and dodgy moustaches were all the rage. Most jokes get less funny with each telling, so if you want to get a girl's attention avoid delivering any line which is more than a few months old.

Don't make the mistake of confusing a crude joke with a pick up line. Even if all they're after is a one night stand, women like to feel appreciated. Your line should imply that she's beautiful, special and sexy - not that she's a bit of a slut, so if your joke's got anything to do with sex or genitalia you need to give it a miss.

Bear in mind that no matter how witty your one liner, if it sounds too well rehearsed the girl will turn and walk away. Perfectly timed, impeccably delivered pick up lines give girls the impression that you go around chatting up every hot chick you see. Perhaps you do - but it's best if the women don't realise it. Girls like to believe that they're somehow special, so stumble over your words a little and stop her from feeling like one in a long line of ladies.

Alternatively, if your pick up line is a bit passe, you can still make it work for you by showing a little shame. Deliver your line stylishly with a self-deprecating smile, then laugh at yourself and apologise. Stating, 'I'm sorry that was so corny, but I really wanted to talk to you' is incredibly flattering and bound to make a girl grin.

There really is nothing more attractive to the average girl than a guy who can make her laugh. Pick up lines may not be a popular approach any more, but a genuinely funny joke will make any single chick stop and give you a chance.

Girls are just as nervous about meeting new people as we are, so whether you greet her with a one liner or an offer of a drink, any excuse to start a conversation with you will be welcomed. Keep it clean, calm and delivered with a pinch of apology and any good pick up line is going to do its job.
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