Life's gonna suck when you grow up,    when you grow up, when you grow up   Life's gonna suck when you grow up,    it sucks pretty bad right now   Hey, if you know the words, sing along   You're gonna have to mow the lawn,    do the dishes, make your bed   You're gonna have to go to school    until you're seventeen   It's gonna seem about tree times as long as that   You might have to go to war,    shoot a gun, kill a nun   You might have to go to war    when you get out of school   Hey cheer up kids, it gets a lot worse   You're gonna have to deal with stress,    deal with stress, deal with stress   You're gonna be a giant mess    when you get back from the war   Santa Claus does not exist, and there is no Easter Bunny   You'll find out when you grow up that Big Bird isn't funny   Life's gonna suck when you grow up,    when you grow up, when you grow up   Life's gonna suck when you grow up,    it sucks pretty bad right now   You're gonna end up smoking crack,    on you're back, face the fact   You're gonna end up hooked on smack    and then you're gonna die   And then you're gonna die