Country Dj's knows that I'm an outlaw   They'd never come to see me in this dive   Where bikers stare at cowboys who are laughing at the hippies   Who are praying they'll get out of here alive      Loudmouth in the corner's gettin to me   talkin bout my earrings and my hair   I guess he aint read the signs that say I've been to prison   Someone better warn him 'for I knock him off his chair      Cuz my long hair just can't cover up my redneck   I've won every fight I've ever fought   I don't need some turkey tellin me that I ain't country   Sayin I aint worth the damned old ticket that he bought      Cuz I can sing all them songs about Texas   And I still do all the sad ones that I know   They tell me I look like Merle Haggard   and sound alot like David Allen Coe      The barmaid in the last town that we played in   knew the words to every song I wrote   She said Jimmy Rabbit turned her on to my last album   just about the time the jukebox broke      Yeah Johnny Cash helped me get out of prison   Long before Rodriguez stole that goat   Ive been the rhinestone cowboy for so long I cant remember   and I can do ya every song Hank Williams ever wrote      And I can sing all them songs about Texas   And I still do all the sad ones that I know   I cant help it I look like Merle Haggard   and sound alot like David Allen Coe      These country Dj's all think I'm an outlaw   They'd never come to see me in this dive   Where bikers stare at cowboys who are laughing at the hippies   Who are praying they'll get out of here alive      Loudmouth in the corner's gettin to me   talkin bout my earrings and my hair      (fades out)