Me and a buddy Joe were hanging...   Out in a bar the other night    And we got into this little argument    With some people with short hair    And they called us a bunch of long haired assholes    I thought that was kind of unfair    Well people with short hair and business suits    The caused the S&L disaster    We'll be paying for that for the rest of our lives    But I'm a long haired asshole I'm a long haired asshole    Well people with short hair and business suits    The run the CIA    They break the laws they're suppose to protect    The laws they're suppose to obey    And people with short hair and business suits    They run all organized crime    They dress real neat and smell real sweet    Well people with short hair and business suits    Are responcible for all these disaster    But that don't change the way they walk    Lord, I'm still a long haired asshole    I'm a long haired asshole