People say I'm no good   I'm crazy as a loon   'Cause I get stoned in the morning   I get drunk in the afternoon      Kinda like my old blue tick hound   I like to lay around in the shade   And I ain't got no money   But I damn sure got it made      'Cause I ain't askin' nobody for nothin'   If I can't get it on my own   If you don't like the way I'm livin'   You just leave this long haired country boy alone      Preacher man talking on TV   Puttin' down the rock and roll   Wants me to send a donation   'Cause he's worried about my soul      He said, "Jesus walked on the water"   And I know that it's true   But sometimes I think that preacher man   Would like to do a little walking too      But I ain't asking nobody for nothin'   If I can't get it on my own   If you don't like the way I'm livin'   You just leave this long haired country boy alone      A poor girl wants to marry   And a rich girl wants to flirt   A rich man goes to college   And a poor man goes to work      A drunkard wants another drink of wine   And a politician wants your vote   I don't want much of nothing at all   But I will take another toke      But I ain't asking nobody for nothin'   If I can't get it on my own   If you don't like the way I'm livin'   You just leave this long haired country boy alone