Who is the man in the white vest?   I'm getting nervous, becoming a mess   Is he the doctor's man to take me away?   Or the same damn demon from yesterday?   Waking up is virtually impossible   Something in this story won't let me go   You know I'm shaking and I'm feeling sick   Guess i'm gonna need a vodka quick      1st Chorus :   Momma's lace and whiskey on the top shelf   Somehow they got caught up in my dream   Monsters on my right and cobwebs on my left   Scary man standin' right in front of me      Hey man, I think I like being scared   An' I wish you all were there   Tomorrow, if i get my strength   I'll put my daddy's gun to use   I hate it, I hate it, feels like i'm drowning   The man's tied me up and i think he's frowning      Black widow is his favorite bite   why does the creature cling so tight?   Makes her crawl on my face and neck   God, the man drives me a nervous wreck      2nd Chorus :   Why am i starting to like this?   You know he hasn't hurt me yet   But it's different now, just a whim   Maybe i'm becoming his pet      3rd Chorus :   Hey man, I think i like being scared   An' i wish you all were there   Man i really, really think, really think that i think   I like being scared