There I was lookin' for something new   Man comes into my view   Tells me, "Hey kid yo wanna make ten bucks?"   Bud gave me dirty looks   "Hey man, tell me what I got to do"   Man tore the money right in half   Says then to kill the fatted calf   A rich fat lady with diamonds and rocks   I'm thinkin', "Man this sucks, need a cement mixer   I ain't writin' no epitaph"      Make-up to her chin   But don't ask me where the hell she's been      Broken bones in the gutter   But did I murder your mudder!   Sorry 'bout dem bones in the muddy gutter yeah      My bud Sal and me stole a crane   Then I stabbed the bitch in a vein   Yeah, she fell down on the big crane hook   I got this cool idea from a mystery book yeah   Fell down before she felt the pain   Put her in the mixer, aimed the chute   A few steps back, clean off my boot   Couple of days, walk down the street   There were bones no more meal   Broken bones in the gutter   Got the rest of my loot      Damn lady so big, eighteen wheeler, trailer woman   But she's gonna make me rich as hell with her