Wake up my lover, shaker her off like a stick   Hung over, tired and shaky, head two feet thick   Half past noon I got up out of bed   Ran to the freezer to cool off my head      Now I see the vision, seeing is believing      Teas'n, pleas'n, run for the door   Teas'n, pleas'n, she wants more      Woke up again in a stranger's bed   Heard her honey's voice, I knew I was dead   Lovers under the covers, shakin' in the shock   Blink of my eyes, been stabbed, hung or shot   Any kind of reason, feelin' for the feelin'      Teas'n, pleas'n, run for the door   Teas'n, pleas'n, she wants more   Teas'n, pleas'n, yeah, give the dog a bone   Teas'n, pleas'n, roll over baby, hang up the phone      Gee, Mister, I didn't know she was your wife   Hey, a-let's just shake on it and call it even eh!   Man, I think I got the wrong house      I don't even make my rules   That's why I'm usually the fool   I never even had no school yeah!   Hey sugar! Don't ya think I'm cool!