stop   people please   while surfing in the ocean   i somehow lost my hairpiece      i watched my age increase   as some pesky octopus   took my tuft of manhood from me      (chorus)   duck diving for my hairpiece   im searching for my hairpiece   duck diving for my hairpiece   octopus hairpiece      look there on the reef   make a lasso with my leash   ride my sea horse to the deep      im at one with the sea   im a surfer from the soul   until a clam swallowed my toupee whole      (repeat chorus)      yea dude did i say dude   i know i sound like bill and ted   i got a sunburn on my head   ive been to indo been to france   but the hairpieces are cheaper   down in costa rica      (repeat chorus)