sound a little tongue tied   better swallow your pride   'cause you cant find a ride   when you drink like a fish   maybe you should not drive   ill toot my horn as you pick up trash on the round a bout   for the next six months   with your ass spread wide      well you got no class   speed up to pass as your face hits the glass   two burned out cars on the five overpass      you will see your girl through the jail Plexiglas   drunk punk mini smart ass   ill wave to you   as your bus drives passed      (chorus)   and now amandas calling time to hitch a ride   lights flashing in me mirror   its me second dui      (guitar)      (repeat chorus)      left your parents nest   from the old midwest   you were second best   put yourself to the test      ty and five friends had enough of the old incest   and when he hear this im sure he will protest   that little pest and he shaves his chest      (repeat chorus)