he's so tall   he's so slim   with that shit-eating grin   how can i trust him      hey who's that in the ten-gallon hat   why should i vote for him      it sucks   big bucks   americas conditioned   with pride they hide   their real ambition      (chorus)   let me retort on the two party system   which one will you endure   when you cast a vote in a two party system   that's when you lose for sure      hi ho hi ho its off to work i go   then off to lynyrd skynyrd   they smoke so much dope but then tell me to rock the vote   i'd rather be a retard      Ambushed   I'm to bushed to explore an alternative      they say   there's no way   it'll change the way that i live      (repeat chorus)      go choke your chicken   this two party system   that's when you lose for sure      i'll go choke my chicken   it sounds finger lickin   but it smells like manure      (oh's and ah's)      up to the mountains   in a cave i'll never vote or even shave   i'll was my hands of all this      cause ignorance is bliss   right on the floor i'll take a piss   while you endure political abyss