Theres a place   So very far   Most favored of the worlds that are missed by Gwar   We can get there    As long as its by stolen car   Smash your face and go shoot up   Uhh   Theres a world   Of which ive heard   Far beyond the sky   A place of chicks and pills and booze   A place where winners all ways loose   You'll always hear you favorite band    Here in Metal Metal Land   Here in Metal Metal Land nothing ever dies   Except of corse out enemies and there attracting metal flies   Here in Metal Metal Land everything is loud   All the chicks are strippers   All there fathers proud   Metal Metal Land   Metal Metal Sea   Metal Metal Air   Metal You and Metal Me   METAL METAL yeah METAL METAL yeah METAL METAL land METAL METAL   Heavy Metal Metal Land   Here in Metal metal Land everyday is nite   Except of corse when nite is day but then there is no light   Here in Metal Metal Land everything is rock   Everyone is in a band every girl sucks every cock   Here in Metal Metal Land everything is hard   Except of corse the test you take to get a lisence for your car   BBBBullet belts and denim jackets. Crystal Meth in tiney packets   Witches, Warlocks, Demon Seed. Booze and Cooze and Weed and Speed    METAL METAL x6   Uhh   METAL METAL x4   Uhh   METAL METAL x4   Filthy hair and dirty faces. Flying V's and Swords and Maces   80's hair bands are still hated. No false Metal tolerated   Heavy Metal is the law. Weakness means a broken jaw   Everything in loud and fast. Metal up your fucking ass   Metal plane on metal trip. Metal hand Metal grip   Its Metal man.....Here in Metal Metal Land