[Background words spoken by BalSac The Jaws Of Death]    Y'know, back in outer space we used to drink -    a lot We used to take all kinds of kick-ass drugs    And showed blatant disrespect for any authority figures    Little did we know we were undermining our entire value system...    At that time I was serving in the Masters 3rd Scumdog Legion    aboard a planetary infection barge,    attempting to obey a host of confusing orders,    but mostly satisfying only our lust for slaughter ravingly drunk half the time,    I only realized a battle had started    when I heard the roar of the fleets plasma bombardment.    Piling into our armored assault pods we began our descent    to the planets pulverized surface.    We were met by a flight of primitive interceptors    which we devastated with soaring blast of nuclear hatred,    flashing through the debris cloud into the atmosphere below.    The obliteration of Flab Quarv 7 On the horizon was the blazing outlines    of a bombed city, the outlying areas dotted with flaming craters    and fleeing refuges I vomited out the window and led our battalion    on a blazing attack on the non-combatants pulpifying their flesh    in a rain of sulfuric plasma burst.    The mass mutilation of a world ensued,    with those not being fit for slave labor being herded    into gigantic flaming pits.   We laughed as several thousand years    of cultural development were wiped out    in a single blundering instant.    Gorged on guts, gouged out eyes    Captives fill the breeding hive    Desecrate their sovereign world    Bloated, bloody, drunken churl    Cultures crumble, races die    Stench of midgets fill the sky    Smashing skulls with ghastly crunch   Pretty soon we'll break for lunch    Later, as we flew through deep space    Ritually disemboweling our victims    The navigator informed us that we    Attacked the wrong planet.    Hehehehehahaha    The obliteration of Flab Quarv 7