To spell Santa's name is easy to do   You write S A N T and another A, too   But no L, no L, Santa's name has no L   And he won't be too pleased if you don't learn to spell      Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch water from a well   But when neither one could find it, Jill started to yell   No well, no well, can't believe there's no well   We walked all the way here and I'm mad, can't you tell?      Captain Ahab took his crew, his harpoon and set sail   And he called out to ships, 'Have you seen the white whale?'   No whale, no whale, we ain't seen no whale   Saw a couple of dolphins, and a big yellow tail      If you've listened to this tune, then you probably can tell   That you've heard it before, it's a song you know well   Know well, know well, it's a song you know well   And we've ruined it completely, so we all say 'Oh well'      Oh well, oh well, We'll just say 'Fare thee well'   And Merry Christmas to you, and a Joyous Noel