Gravity plays favorites    I know it 'cause I saw    Honest to god, officer    It's awful    (Awful)       Down at work I'm getting    too familiar with the floor    Trading in my talents    By the mouthful       Hate to break it to you    But it's out of my control    Forces go to work    While we are sleeping    (Sleeping)       If I could attack with    A more sensible approach    Obviously that's what    I'd be doing....right?       Someone tell her (Someone tell her)    Someone get her up (Someone get her up)       Now    Necks are cracking sideways    Hit me from the back side    I am on the white side    You are on the black side    Cut a piece that's bite size    Shoot me from my good side    If you got a straight line    This would be a good time       Gravity works slowly    If you notice it at all    Some of us are getting    Mighty lucky    (Aren't we?)       If you had to live with this    You'd rather lie than fall    You think I can't fly?    Well you just watch me, watch       Someone tell her (Someone tell her)    Someone get her up (Someone get her up)       (Spoken in background: uh, A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z)    You can do it, good girl!    Right foot (Right foot!)    Left foot (Left foot!)    (This is just the way we showed you!)    Back in the car!    Careful with the seatbelt.       Hold her    Look    I think it's cold    Poke her with something    and see if she's moving, okay?    I think we've lost her       Necks are cracking sideways    Hit me from the back side    I am on the thin side    You are on the fat side    Cut a piece that's bite size    Shoot me from my bad side    If you want a straight line    This would be a good time       The sky is always falling down on me    The sky is always falling    The sky is always falling down on    So officer, forgive me please.