It is a Thursday    I get up early   It is a challenge   I'm usually lazy      I make some coffee   I eat some rice chex   And then I sit down   To check my inbox      I only read a word or two   I stare across the street and see the churches and the blue      The first orgasm of the morning   Is cold and hard as hell   There won't be any second coming   As far as I can tell      I arch my back cause   I'm very close now   It's very cold here   By the window      There are some school kids   Yelling and running   I barely notice   That I am cumming      The first orgasm of the morning   Is like a fire drill   It's nice to have a little warning   But not enjoyable      I am too busy to have friends   A lover would just complicate my plans   So I will never look for love again   I'm taking matters into my own hands      I think I could last at least a week without someone to hold me   I think I could last at least a week without someone to hold me   Won't you hold me, won't you hold me