We're a sorry bunch   The odds of it are such a drag my darling      I could have lost a hand   You should look where you are going guy   I could have lost my life   But i would lose a hundred fights      Just as long as you were on my side   Just as long as you were on my side   Just as long as you were on my side   Just as long as you were on my side      We're a sorry bunch   The odds of it are such a bummer darling      So you were lost in thought   It won't help now to say you're sorry   Cause they could've knocked us off   But i would skip a hundred parties      Just as long as you were invited   Just as long as nobody knew   Just as long as you were invited   Just as long as nobody knew that we were high   (Here's to alcohol   Here's to all of y'all   Here's to all of the things that we take when we want to think like no-one's listening)   Just as long as long as you were on my side...