I sit in a yellow cubicle   And I type at an orange screen   And I'll get a raise next Tuesday   If I can keep my office clean.      The women here ignore me   They call me "Scrawny Dan"   But that's because they don't know me   They don't know who I really am.      I am Chewbacca   I am a wookie   I fight the empire   I fix the robots.      Don't fucking cross me   I am Chewbacca   In need of no one   In want of nothing.      I am Chewbacca   I have no home   My home is where   My spirit goes.      Don't fucking taunt me   'Cause I'm Chewbacca   I'll rip your arms off   I'll kill your friends.      I think about my home planet   When I'm in the conference room   I wear a coat and tie   But my heart is filled with gloom.      'Cause that faggot on the Death Star   Would like to see me dead   Some day I'll tear off his black helmet   And take a dump on his fuckin' head.      I am Chewbacca   I am a wookie   I fight the empire   On the Millennium Falcon.      You want a piece of me?   You want a piece of Chewbacca?   I'm eight feet tall   I'll kick your ass.      I am Chewbacca   I've got no home   My home is where   My spirit goes.      You can all fuck off   I am Chewbacca   Kiss my ass   Eat shit motherfucker.      Motherfucker   Motherfucker   Motherfucker.