What would Brian Boitano do  If he was here right now?  He'd make a plan, and he'd follow through,  That's what Brian Boitano'd do!    When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics  Skating for the gold,  He two Salchows and a triple Lutz  Wearing a blindfold    When Brian Boitano was in the Alps  Fighting grizzly bears,  He used his magical fire breath  And saved the maidens fair    So what would Brian Boitano do  If he was here today?  I'm sure he'd kick an arse or two,  That's what Brian Boitano'd do!    When Brian Boitano travelled through time  To the year 3010,  He fought the evil robot king  And saved us all again    And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids,  He beat up Kubla Khan,  'Cause Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from anybody!    No, Brian! Those chicken wings are really spicy! Don't eat those!    I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!  I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!  I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!  I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!  I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!  I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!  I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings!    Brian Boitano was born  On the planet of Kryluck  He came to earth to save us all  From war and death and such!    Hi de lo de hi de lay!  Brian Boitano's here!  So round up all your lasses,  And tell them to have no fear!    Say, come over here my honey,  And you're gonna take off my pants,  And I'm gonna make dirty love to you,  'Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do!  'Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do!