I saw daddy kissing, Santa Claus   Underneath the mistletoe last night   He didn't see me creep, down the stairs to have a peep   He thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep      Then I saw daddy tickle, Santa Claus    Underneath his beard so snowy white   There must be some mistake, was I really awake?    I rub my eyes and moved in close up, better look to take    Then I..then I...hey..hey!      Then I saw daddy hugging, Santa Claus    He took his hand and pulled him to the couch,    It must have been just fine, Santa didn't seem to mind    Then daddy moved across the room to pour them both some wine,       Then I saw daddy fundle, Santa Claus    And on his beard he nibbled now and then,   I crawled across the floor, I hid behind the door,   I left it open just a crack so I could watch some more   then I..then I..then I...then I..      Then I saw daddy undress, Santa Claus   They quickly threw their clothes on a big chair   Well much to my surprise, I couldn't believe my eyes   It wasn't Santa after all but mommy in disguise      But I saw daddy kissing Santa Claus,    Underneath the mistletoe last night    Oh what a laugh it would it been,   If I had really seen daddy kissing Santa Claus that night..!!