Remember when you ran away   And I got on my knees and begged you   Not to leave because I'd go berserk?      Well!      You left me anyhow and then   The days got worse and worse   And now you see I've gone   Completely out of my mind      And      They're coming to take me away ha ha   They're coming to take me away ho ho hee hee ha ha   To the funny farm   Where life is beautiful all the time   And I'll be happy to see those nice young men   In their clean white coats and   They're coming to take me away ha ha!      You thought it was a joke and so   You laughed, you laughed   When I said that losing you would   Make me flip my lid      Right?      You know you laughed   I heard you laugh   And then you left but    Now you know I'm utterly mad      And      They're coming to take me away ha ha   They're coming to take me away ho ho hee hee ha ha   To the happy home   With flowers and trees and chirping birds   And basket weavers who sit and smile   And twiddle their thumbs and toes and   They're coming to take me away ha ha!!      I cooked your food I cleaned your home   And this is how you pay me back   For all my unselfish loving deeds      Hah?      Well you just wait, they'll find you yet   And when they do they'll put you in    The ASPCA you mangey mutt      And      They're coming to take me away ha ha   They're coming to take me away ho ho hee hee ha ha   To the funny farm   Where life is beautiful all the time   And I'll be happy to see those nice young men   In their clean white coats and   They're coming to take me away ha ha!      To the happy home   With flowers and trees and chirping birds   And basket weavers who sit and smile   And twiddle their thumbs and toes and   They're coming to take me away ha ha!!      (mumbled) To the funny farm   Where life is beautiful all the time   And I'll be happy to see those nice young men    In their clean white coats and   They're coming to take me away ha ha!