squirrels   all we really are is squirrels   we're being hunted we are squirrels   we are appealing we are squirrels      we want to gather nuts   but people splatter our guts   when they're on a country drive   it isn't easy to survive      back in the other day   i saw a squirrel get blown away   they served him on a dinner tray   they baked him into a souffle   squirrel season opens up today   if your a squirrel run away   i dont know what else i should say   please call the ASPCA      fur coats from us are made   fur is nice but i like suede   they scrape our fur off with a blade   and never bother with first aid   we squirrels mainly like to play   and we like to catch some rays   please dont kill us this we pray   we're cute and harmless anyway      squirrels we're not delicious   squirrels we are not racoons   squirrels dont live in palm trees   squirrels or in your bathroom      squirrels    thats all we really are is   squirrels   isnt it fine i am a squirrel   please help em save us we are    squirrels   i wanna whip out my    squirrel   squirrels x8