I've got a regular problem   So my standard break from life is in order   I'm having trouble making sentences   I'm older but I don't feel any smarter   You see I don't know what I said to you   And now you're pissed at you know who   And I guess I deserve it   I wish I could waste my time without wasting all your time   I try to leave a good impression   But it's hard when my obsession's in a wine glass   And when you're only 23   It's not attractive to complain about your sore back   Yes I can bitch until my eyes are blue   And you're in bed with someone new   And I guess you deserve him   Wish I could waste my time without wasting all your time   You say I'm fixable   A classic case, lack of will   I say I don't wanna try   I'd rather stay here all night      I've got a motivation problem   So my standard break from life is getting longer   Spent over 30 hours in this bed   In two days, I guess I could've phoned her   But now that I'm awake   I'd rather take a drink   And walk down to the lake   And beg the sky for lightning bolts   I can't waste my time without wasting all your time   You say it's fixable   A classic case, lack of will   I say I don't wanna try   I'd rather sit here all nigh