When I get drunk, tell me who's gonna carry me home?   When I get drunk, tell me who's gonna carry me home?   You know I'm sober now, but I won't be sober long      Every time, I think of that gal of mine   Every time, I think of that gal of mine   You know I get drunk people, and I don't care what I find      She keeps me guessin' about things I wanna know   She keeps me guessin' about things I wanna know   That woman got me doin' things I never done before      When I get drunk, tell me who's gonna carry me home?   When I get drunk, tell me who's gonna carry me home?   You know I'm sober now, but I won't be sober long