I am woman, you are man   I am smaller, so you can be taller than   I am softer to the touch   It's a feeling I like feeling very much      You are someone whom I've admired   Still our friendship leaves something to be desired   Does it take more explanation than this?    I am woman, you are man      I am woman   You are man   Let's kiss      I am woman, you are man   I am gentle, so you can be barbarian   I'm all pleats and pins and rogue   Mostly sham, but man I love the subterfuge      I am fiction, I hope you are fact   This contradiction is what makes it a perfect act   Oh does it take more explanation than this?    I am woman, you, you are man      I am woman   You are man   Let's, oh let's, oh let's   Let's kiss