A is for angry, which is what you are at me   A is for adult, which is what I'll never be   A is for applesauce, my favorite meal   A is for Adam, which is how I sometimes feel   Like I'm the only man on Earth, and I've forgotten what that's worth      A is for Arthur, he's a lovable drunk   A M and Azing, like Thelonius Monk   A is for argument, A is for apparent   A is for antagonism that's not even there and   It's just you begging for attention or something I won't even mention      And I don't even know why you keep on trying   And I don't even know why I keep on lying   There are millions of people in worlds of their own   Two of them can't let go      A is for algebra, I learned it in school   A is what Fonzie said, 'cause he was very cool   A is for adversary, A is for affection   A is arousal, you are giving me an erection   C'mon I'm trying to show affection for longer than a half an hour      And I don't even know why you keep on trying   I don't even know why I keep on lying   There are millions of people in worlds of their own   Two of them can't let go      I met a woman, I used to know   Long before you, long ago   All I could say, after hello   Was, "Are you still single?"      A is for attitude, I can't help but wield   A is for arrogance, emotional shield   A is for acting, A is for abhorrently   A is for asshole, which is what I am, how rude of me   I owe you an apology, I'm sorry      And I don't even know why you keep on trying   And I don't even know why I keep on lying   There are millions of people in worlds of their own   And two of them can't let go      Here we go