The girl works at the store sweet Jane St. Clair    Was dazzled by her smile while I shopped there    it wasn't long before I lived with her    I sang her songs while she dyed her hair       Chorus:    Jane, divided, but I can't decide what side I'm on    Jane decided only cowards stay, while traitors run    Jane, Jane       I'd bring her gold and frankincense and myrrh    She thought that I was making fun of her    She made me feel I was fourteen again    That's why she thinks it's cooler if we'd just stay friends       Jane doesn't think a man could ever be faithful    Jane isn't giving me a chance to be shameful    Jane, Jane       I wrote a letter, she should have got it yesterday    That life could be better by being together    is what I cannot explain to Jane    The girl works at the store, sweet Jane St. Clair    Was dazzled by her smile while I shoplift there    No promises as vague as Heaven    No Juliana next to my Evan       Jane, desired by the people at the school and work    Jane is tired, 'cause every man becomes a lovesick jerk    Jane, Jane