If you want a fancy fan   Or a turkey born in Turkey-stan   Or a slave that's awfully African   Or a teapot early Ming   Come to the supermarket in old Peking      If you want to buy a kite   Or a pup to keep you up at night   Or a dwarf who used to know Snow White   Or a frog who loves to sing   Come to the supermarket in old Peking      They have, sunflower cakes, moonbeam cakes   Gizzard cakes, lizard cakes   Pickled eels, pickle snakes   Fit for any king      If you want a bust of jade   Or an egg that's more or less decayed   Or in case you care to meet a maid   For a nice but naughty fling   Come to the supermarket      If you come on an ostrich, you can park it   So come to the supermarket and see Peking      If you want a gong to beat   Or a rickshaw with a sassy seat   Or a painting slightly indiscreet   That is simply riveting   Come to the supermarket and see Peking      Well, if you want some calico   Or a gentle water buffalo   Or a glow worm guaranteed to glow   Or a cloak inclined to cling   Come to the supermarket in old Peking      They have bird-nest soup, seaweed soup   Noodle soup, poodle soup   Talking crows with the croup   Almost anything      If you want to buy a saw   Or a fish delicious when it's raw   Or a pill to kill your mother-in-law   Or a bee without a sting   Come to the supermarket      If you come on a turtle, you can park it   So come to the supermarket   If you come on a goose, you can park it   So come to the supermarket and see Peking