If you want a fancy fan   Or a turkey born in Turkey-stan   Or a slave that's awf'lly African   Or a Teapot early Ming,   Come to the supermarket in old Peking.      If you want to buy a kite   Or a pup to keep you up at night   Or a dwarf who used to know Snow White   Or a frog who loves to sing,   Come to the supermarket in old Peking.      They have: sunflow'r cakes, moonbeam cakes,   Gizzard cakes, lizard cakes,   Pickled eels, pickle snakes,   Fit for any king,      If you want a bust of jade   Or an egg that's more or less decayed   Or in case you care to meet a maid   For a nice but naughty fling,      Come to the supermarket,   If you come on an ostrich, you can park it,   So come to the supermarket   And see Pe-   King.      If you want a gong to beat   Or a rickshaw with a sassy seat   Or a painting slightly indiscreet   That is simply riveting,   Come to the supermarket and see Peking.      Well, If you want some calico   Or a gentle water buffalo   Glow worm guaranteed to glow   Or a cloak inclined to cling,   Come to the supermarket in old Peking.      They have bird's-nest soup, seaweed soup,   Noodle soup, poodle soup,   Talking crows with the croup,   Almost anything.      If you want to buy a saw   Or a fish delicious when it's raw   Or a pill to kill your moth'r-in-law   Or a bee without a sting,      Come to the supermarket,   If you come on a turtle, you can park it,   So come to the supermarket   If you come on a goose, you can park it,   So come to the supermarket   And see   Pe-   King!