Tourists wear their wallets   In high places when abroad   So as not to be ripped off in ways   To which they're not apprised      Lawyers write some goofy terms   In letters to the future   So as not to get all screwed by methods   Here and after devised, so will I      And I guess I will protect myself from you   Sometimes I get so tickled I can't talk   And I will protect myself from you   I'll keep on reminding me, I'm always free to walk      You're not exactly what I'm looking for   You don't even know that when I've got it straight   Now keep it in mind   No you're not what I was looking for   I just need a little bit of what you've got   A little bit, don't make me laugh      And I guess I will protect myself from you   Sometimes I get so tickled I can't talk   But I will protect myself from you   And I'll keep on reminding me, I'm always free to walk   And always free, free to walk, hey      Whatever happens between you and me today   Probably will be okay   But won't bother me in anyway      And I guess I will protect myself from you   Sometimes I get so tickled I can't talk   But I will protect myself from you   And I'll keep on reminding me, I'm always free to walk   Free, F R E E      You can't, you can't hurt me   'Cause I don't care about you   [Incomprehensible] I don't give a shit   And I don't give a shit about you      The pussy ass sounds of white people   Playing jazz