September '75 I was 47 inches high   Mom said by Christmas I would have   A bad ass mother G.I. Joe   For your little minds to blow   I still got beat up after class      Yeah, now, I'm big and important   One angry dwarf and 200 solemn faces are you   If you really want to see me check the papers and the TV   Look who's telling who what to do   Yeah, kiss my ass, goodbye      So give me that bull, you know who I am   I'm your nightmare, little man   Vic, you stole my lunch money, made me cry   Jane, remember second grade?   Said, you couldn't stand my face   Rather than kiss me you said here I die      I'm big and important   One angry dwarf and 200 solemn faces are you   If you really want to see me check the papers and the TV   Look who's telling who what to do   Yeah, kiss my ass goodbye      You'll be sorry one day, yeah, you will, yes, you will   You shouldn't push me around 'cause I will, yes, I will   You will be sorry when I'm big, yes, you will, yes, you will   You will be sorry      'Cause I'm big and important   One angry dwarf and 200 solemn faces are you   If you really want to see me check the papers, check the TV   Oh, no, look who's telling who what to do   Kiss my ass