You?ll know when romance is dead   Your make up in a toolbox somewhere in the shed   His face is unshaven, the grass overgrown   From the shed to the bed is a web you call home      You?ll know when romance is dead   That deathly cold blast from his side of the bed   Your dreams frozen over, your nightmares on ice   From the bedroom to the bathroom you say everything twice   (Everything twice)      And you?ll know when romance is dead   You?ll burst into tears at each record that?s played   He sits in the sun, you sulk in the shade   You?ll know when love starts to fade      You?ll know when romance is dead   From the brambles and thorns growing out of your head   Whenever you touch her she tuts or she sighs   One kiss goodnight and she?s rolling her eyes      And you?ll know when love starts to fade   That balancing act is no longer made   Like penny stacked high in amusement arcade   It?s not what you?re worth it?s the way that you?re laid   Yes you?ll know when love starts to fade      Like you knew when romance was alive   Each couple you passed they?d smile and high five   Like you?ll know when love?s back on track   Uncontrollable laugh at each joke that you crack      Giggle and cackle and throw her head back   Her mouth is still smiling, her veins turning black   Her head is elastic but her neck is all slack      You?ll know when love?s on the rocks   You wearing headphones, him vest and socks   You?ll know when love?s on the slide   Whenever you?re talking, the kids go outside      You?ll know when romance is dead   When the look that you get is as hard as the bread   You open your mouth but your stories are stale   From front door to back door it?s blowing a gale   You?ll know when love starts to fade