I was handed down the looks of a man with a broken nose   That's the way our family was, I suppose   But at least you gave me deeply profound   As we lay and chatted late upon the cricket ground      You didn't have to love me, where others got rid   You didn't have to treat me like a very good friend   But I'm glad that you did, I'm glad that you did      One thing I never said to you and one thing I never can   Amongst the false applause and the deafening cheers   I'm your no. 1 fan, I'm your no. 1 fan      I'm the richly blessed daughter of a mother with tattooed arms   That's the way my family life, life was charmed   But at least it gave me mental grace   And a thought, oh at the pit of my mind and a smile on my face      You didn't have to listen to a, a word that I'd said   You didn't have to tell me all those silly old jokes   For every tear that I shed, every tear that I shed      'Cos one thing I never said to you and one thing I never can   Amongst the false applause and the deafening cheers   I'm your no. 1 fan, I'm your no. 1 fan, yes, I am      I was handed down a bike with a crooked old wheel   But I rode it on a million lanes, the way that you made me feel   But at least we thought about it so long and hard   As we sat upon our mother in the graveyard      And you don't have to listen to a, a word in this song   Your picture hangs the same and in the same old place   Even though that you've gone, even though that you've gone      'Cos one thing I never said to you and one thing I never can   Amongst the false applause and the deafening cheers   I'm your no. 1 fan, I'm your no. 1 fan      Yes, I am, I'm your no. 1 fan   Yes, I am, yes, I am   I'm your no. 1 fan, yes I am