We?ve come a long way from the cave   What, you started to shave?   Now we know just how to behave   Since chivalry decided to bathe      And as the skirts we wore were increasingly high   Till the hem was just a cloud in the sky   And the chat up lines got increasingly fly   As the truth bought a suit and a tie      The cat loves the mouse, the mouse loves the cheese   The bees love the birds, the birds love those bees   The bee loves that honey, so honey, please   Why are we so different to these?      So when I?m old and I?m gray, you know, you already are   When I?m overweight, you know, you already are   If I?ve overstayed my welcome by a day   Just feel free to say, you know, I already have      And as the skirts we wore were increasingly high   Till the hem was just a cloud in the sky   And the chat up lines got increasingly fly   As the truth bought a suit and a tie      The cat chases bird to the top of the tree   The dog chases postman to the end of the street   The postman he chases every girl that he meets   So why are we so different to these?      I?ve been your bird, I?ve been your bitch   I?ve been whatever B you ever wished   I?ve been your cat, I?ve been your chick   I?ve been which ever C you thought to pick      I?ve been your bat, I?ve been your cow   I?ve been whichever B and C that you?d allow   I?ve been your dog, your dragon and your duck   I?ve been whatever D you thought was cool to fuck